"I love you, you love me, I will eat your family." - Barney "Notice the family resembance? Like father like son..."-Freddy Krueger "You don't call Jupiter on the `Friends and Family' plan." A family reunion is an effective form of birth control! A great many family trees were started by grafting. Adam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family." Baby = A new acorn on the family tree. Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Assimilate into my family. Bigotry and hatred are _NOT_ "family values." Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home! Climbing my family tree was fun, until the nuts appeared. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Conservative Republican households - where hate is a family value. Difference between a house and a home--a family. Does a nuclear family glow in the dark? Every family tree has its sap! Family values: My family is good, your family sucks. Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family. Focus On the Family; "McCulture" at its very best! Free Family History! Just run fer office... Friends: family that you can choose for yourself. Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's new lover. His family wasn't dysfunctional until he arrived. I think my family tree is a few branches short! IF KidsPerFamily > 2 THEN Ecological.Crime = TRUE If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance. In my family, Crazy is a relative term. Incest: Keep it in the family. Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops... It is hereditary in my family to have no children. Lesbian, Gay, and Bisexual Rights *ARE* Family Values! Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. Love, Honesty, and Compassion are OUR family values. Man killed by family cat, after he shoots it 8 times... Many a family tree needs trimming. My family tree is in the forest, somewhere! My family's Coat-of-Arms ties in the back - is that normal? None but a mule denies his family. Now give a big Family Feud welcome to the Menendez Family One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it. Start a family only if your parents are able to baby sit. Thank the family of a soldier today! The family that drools together, doesn't rhyme at all. The family that modems together...seldom talks... Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes. Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree? You may be redneck if anyone in your family rassles `gators for money. You may be redneck if kudzu is in your family crest. You may be redneck if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator. You may be redneck if stealing road signs is a family outing. You may be redneck if the family business requires a lookout. You may be redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up girls. You may be redneck if you live with more dogs than family. You may be redneck if your family tree doesn't fork. You may be redneck if your wedding looks more like a family reunion. You may be redneck if your family tree has no branches.
Last revised April 19, 1996.
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