BURMA SHAVE SIGNS

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1930 DOES YOUR HUSBAND
     MISBEHAVE
     GRUNT AND GRUMBLE
     RANT AND RAVE
     SHOOT THE BRUTE SOME
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1930 HINKY DINKY
     PARLEY VOO
     CHEER UP FACE
     THE WAR IS THROUGH
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1933 HE PLAYED
     A SAX
     BUT HIS WHISKERS SCRATCHED
     HAD NO B.O.
     SO SHE LET HIM GO
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1934 COLLEGE BOYS!
     YOUR COURAGE MUSTER
     SHAVE OFF
     THAT FUZZY
     COOKIE DUSTER
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1935 YOU KNOW
     YOUR ONIONS
     LETTUCE SUPPOSE
     THIS BEETS 'EM ALL
     DON'T TURNIP YOUR NOSE
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1936 COOTIES LOVE
     BEWHISKERED PLACES
     CUTIES LOVE THE
     SMOOTHEST FACES
     SHAVED BY
     BURMA-SHAVE

1938 DON'T TAKE
     A CURVE
     AT 60 PER
     WE HATE TO LOSE
     A CUSTOMER
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1939 PAST
     SCHOOLHOUSES
     TAKE IT SLOW
     LET THE LITTLE
     SHAVERS GROW
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1940 DON'T STICK
     YOUR ELBOW
     OUT SO FAR
     IT MIGHT GO HOME
     IN ANOTHER CAR
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1940 SHE KISSED
     THE HAIRBRUSH
     BY MISTAKE
     SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
     HER HUSBAND JAKE
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1942 PA ACTED
     SO TICKLED
     MA THOT
     HE WAS PICKLED
     HE'S JUST TRIED
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1947 THAT SHE
     COULD COOK
     HE HAD HIS DOUBTS
     UNTIL SHE CREAMED
     HIS BRISTLE SPROUTS WITH
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1950 THE WHALE
     PUT JONAH
     DOWN THE HATCH
     BUT COUGHED HIM UP
     BECAUSE HE SCRATCHED
     BURMA-SHAVE
 
1951 I KNOW
     HE'S A WOLF
     SAID RIDING HOOD
     BUT GRANDMA DEAR
     HE SMELLS SO GOOD
     BURMA-SHAVE

     PITY ALL
     THE MIGHTY CEASARS
     THEY PULLED
     EACH WHISKER OUT
     WITH TWEEZERS
     BURMA-SHAVE

     WITHIN THIS VALE
     OF TOIL AND SIN
     YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD
     BUT NOT YOUR CHIN
     BURMA-SHAVE